Couture's victory was shallower than spit in a paper towel

Couture's victory was shallower than spit in a paper towel

Surprise surprise! It took multiple time UFC champion Randy Couture mere minutes to defeat severely faded former middleweight boxing legend James Toney on Saturday night at UFC 118, but judging from the press following Couture’s victory emanating from the MMA world you’d think it was a glorious victory for mixed martial arts over the sweet science. Thing nobody remembers is, Toney was no longer a force in boxing, and was a fat, slow memory of the man who dominated the middleweight division.

It seems like MMA is ready and willing to take on all boxing’s reject’s. Well, Dana White, there’s a guy called Evander Holyfield that wants your number. While we’re at it we could even make a swap. How about Kimbo Slice representing mixed martial arts reputation in a boxing ring? Sound fair? Oh wait, Slice has already announced he’s moving to boxing… What a coup for boxing that is, almost as big as UFC signing James Toney.. almost…

The point here is that there wasn’t one boxing aficionado that predicted a different fate for Toney than the one he endured Saturday night. Even a prime boxer at the very top of his game would struggle adapting to a new discipline, much like any mixed martial artist would be brutally knocked out inside a boxing ring, but to put James Toney in the main event of a UFC pay-per-view is disgraceful. He has lost his skills in his original discipline, so what chance did he stand in an octagon? He was merely a sacrificial lamb for MMA’s ego.

So let’s not hear any more about mixed martial arts gaining a victory over boxing, or any other idiotic statements that echo the sentiment, because the shallow victory scored by Randy ‘The Natural’ Couture on Saturday tells us far more about the state of MMA than which sport is superior. To sink to the level UFC have done is an embarrassment for all MMA fans, and they will surely turn away in disgust following the circus that was James Toney vs Randy Couture.


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